The 26 Best Luxury Vibrators of 2023

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend obvi doesn't have one of these.

I'm a biiiiig advocate for a little TLC. Want to treat yourself to a much-needed after work drink? Go ahead and get two while you're at it! Feeling a little blah? Nothing that an overdue trip to the nail salon can't fix. You get the picture. And the same goes for sex toys. Sure, there are plenty of cheap vibrators out there that'll get the job done, but if you ended up here (welcome), then you're probs looking for a bedside bestie that costs a pretty penny. Yep, we're talking luxury vibrators, bb, and yes, you most definitely deserve one.

The idea of dropping a good chunk of change on a new vibrator might make you second-guess yourself, but I'm here to assure you that these are well worth the investment (plus, some of them are actually so cute that you won't want to hide them in your drawer). To help you get the most bang for your buck (heh), I chatted with Beia CEO Brittany Lo, who gave me tips on finding the best luxe vibe for your needs. Here's a lil sneak peek at the luxurious lineup...

Let's see what all the buzz is about, shall we? Presenting, 26 of the best luxury vibrators to add to your arsenal of toys, as well as expert tips for purchasing a splurge-worthy vibrator.

Described as the "Prada of sex toys," the Womanizer Premium 2 is truly worth the indulgent solo play. With 14 (!!!) intensity levels and an autopilot function that randomly changes intensities to keep you on your toes, this oral sex vibe combines gentle air vibrations and massage to provide one heck of a solo sesh.

Have you ever experienced full-body shakes after a true internal orgasm? Well, you're about to, friend. Designed with a textured, precision-point tip to accurately reach your sweet spot, the 25 different vibration combinations on this one are gonna do the job every time.

Ya, it's pricey, but this luxurious Rabbit vibe offers a full-body orgasmic experience, promise. The SORAYA Wave packs a double whammy with its ultra-powerful sculpted tip (which uses WaveMotion technology to provide a finger-like internal massage) all while the smaller inner arm gives ya all the clitoral vibes.

They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but we beg to differ. Designed with a luxuriously elegant feel, this thrusting vibe comes fully loaded with everything you need for toe-curling satisfaction: strong vibes, intense thrusting modes, remote app control, and even a gorgeous lil Swarovski crystal detail. Whew, is anyone else blushing rn?

This discreet lil massager may be small, but it's incredibly powerful. Vesper's sleek design makes it a fan-favorite among bullet vibe lovers, since it allows direct clitoral stimulation when you want it, where you want it. Oh, and it's plated with 24-karat gold and looks like a chic piece of jewelry, so it's totally discreet.

Your nightstand called. It wants a luxury wand. Sleek and beautiful, this luxury wand makes you feel as just as good as it looks, and it includes a super-simple interface, so you can access those 20 vibration patterns and 10 toe-curling intensities without having to jump through hoops.

Say hello to this tricked-out take on the internal stimulator, which curves at your perfect angle and offers a self-heating function that makes it feel like a partner's touch. Ooo-la-la.

The less work we have to do, the better, and this hands-free wearable vibe is literally a lazy gal's dream. Sometimes holding a toy in place can be distracting or even counterproductive—and that's where this little cutie comes in. Eva nestles gently between your labia so you can be fully in the moment whether you're vibing solo or during partnered sex.

Okay, this may be the prettiest damn vibrator on the market, and it's just as pleasant to use as it is to look at. This shell-like toy is adorned with multiple ribs for dynamic sensations, as well as defined edges for more concentrated stimulation.

The Lush 3 is the most powerful app-controlled vibrator on the market rn, which is honestly all the info we need. It offers hands-free pleasure thanks to its U-shaped tail design and can be controlled via phone during solo play or by your partner for long-distance control (we're talking even miles away).

This beaut from ZALO can be worn two different ways: secured in place with a magnet on the crotch of your panties, or inserted inside you with the help of a removable silicone attachment. It's compatible with both the ZALO Remote Pro app and included squeeze-activated remote, so you can control it from legit anywhere.

The Dea is such a cutie that you may even want to display it on your nightstand (no judgement here). Besides being an aesthetic masterpiece, it was lab-crafted to maximize internal and clit stimulation with ergonomically rounded surfaces, so that it never loses touch with the parts that matter most.

Looking for compact vibe that still packs a punch? Enter: this bestseller from JimmyJane, which features a rumbly motor in each ear for double the power, as well as a matching charging stand and luxe 24-karat-gold detailing.

Consider this proof that good things really do come in small packages. This petite yet oh-so-powerful mini massager delivers seven unique vibration modes (depending on your mood ofc) with whisper-quiet vibrations designed to be discreet, so no one will know what you're up to (teehee).

Nothing screams luxury quite like getting two jobs done at once. This unique double-motor vibrator offers simultaneous external and internal stimulation, and you can safely use it in either your vagina or anus (!).

Smooth, squishy, and designed to be squeezed between your thighs for hands-free fun, this award-winning vibe from Dutch pleasure brand Biird is truly next-level. It's got tons of vibration and suction settings that can be used together or separately—plus, it includes a charging base that doubles as a nightlight.

The Duo 2 isn't your typical Rabbit vibe. The clitoral stimulator and powerful internal vibrator combine for a blended O that'll make you feel like a million bucks...so much so that one reviewer called it "the best purchase made this year."

This baby isn't an award-winning vibrator for nothing. It's the world's most flexible vibe that hits aaaaall the right spots. And since it's insanely flexible, it's like having multiple toys in one, seeing as you can bend it into new shapes and discover new sensations.

Whoever said vibrators couldn't be chic? This minimalist vulva vibe from luxury wellness brand Tabu is just so pretty, with a palm-sized design, gently curved shape, and silky-soft silicone coating. It even comes with a satin and suede storage pouch, which is so clutch.

We'll be the first to admit that we're not really sure how naming vibrators after animals came about, but if you're looking for a toy that does it ALL, the snail may be your next favorite investment. It's the first vibe in the world that offers the vibrating power of a wand, insertion depth of a dildo, AND the dual stimulation of a Rabbit vibrator.

Chaise Sanders is an Associate Editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers anything from lifestyle and beauty to entertainment and style. Wanna upgrade your skincare game? She's got you covered with the best facial cleansing brushes. Or maybe you're in need of a new true crime show to binge? Got that covered too! Prior to joining the Cosmo team, Chaise was an editor at Country Living (also part of the Hearst fam) where she interviewed celebs like Dolly Parton, LeAnn Rimes and even Martha Stewart. Now, as one of the Big Apple's newest residents, there's a good chance that you can catch her checking out an Insta-worthy cafe or spending way to much $$$ in vintage stores.

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